Welcome to Lord Zion’s filthy corner of the internet

In life, three things are certain: taxes, death and yet another bloody blog site. This is the latter. (Although, if you want to send me money and call it tax, I am up for that too.) So, what’s this one all about, then? Well, me, mostly. My musings on daily life and what I am currently up to. Some of you might know me from my band; some my brand. Others may have read a book and others may have stumbled across this site purely by accident and are now frantically searching for the little X in the corner to Go Away Quickly. Whatever, all are welcome. If you are unsure where to begin – or just want to explore a bit further to see if this place is for you – I would recommend you start here.



“If all we have is right now, what happens when you don’t know what to do with it?” And so began the most confusing time of my life. You see, for many years, I had pursued one goal. Fueled by an artistic bent and great ambition, I wanted to become an awesome rock star. I went some way to achieving that – a big fish in a very, very small pond – but, the closer I got to the Ultimate Goal, the more I realised I didn’t want it.

“Zion is a dreamer. Always has been, always will be. Probably best known as a founder member and vocalist of UK rock band SPiT LiKE THiS, alongside his long-time partner-in-crime Vikki Spit, with whom he also started and still runs the rather outrageous and offensively hilarious merch site, SMELLYOURMUM.COM. More recently, movies have been a thing in the form of BLAZE OF GORY and MEET THE CADAVERS. He is probably missing something.”

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“If you believe in what you do, others will believe in you. That is why you must follow your own truth. People will always spot a liar. It may make you unpopular to some and it will lead to many, awkward, unwelcome stand-offs, but life is full of those anyway, so you may as well get what you want out of them.”


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15 year old me was damn excited last night. 46 year old me was pretty happy, too. My gateway to metal and my teenage heroes, yet I never saw them live. Until yesterday. And they were pretty damn impressive. Amazing, in fact. #defleppard #defleppardofficial #defleppardconcert ... See MoreSee Less

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LORD ZiON (Official)

With everybody's second favourite C-word looming, I thought now would be a jolly good time to plug my book for you to either put on your Xmas list, or buy for someone you love very much. Or barely tolerate..

Released in 2017, it reached number 3 on Amazon's Best Selling Music Biographies. Quite a shock, to both me and Amazon.

Since then, it has maintained it's 5 star review rating (not all of them from my mum) encouraging me to sit down and right my second book, which'll be out next year.

You don't have to be a fan of me or my previous exploits to get something out of this tome. It's a timeless memoir about the struggles of being human, wrapped in shiny musical anecdotes and truths.

It is for anyone that has asked themselves, "What am I doing here?", "What is my purpose?", "What are my goals?", "Can't I just go back to bed and forget that any of this happened?!"

You can grab it on Amazon. If you have Kindle Prime, it will cost the grand sum of zero pence. People without Kindle Prime, or those that prefer books that you can lick, it will cost you a bit more. Here are your options *drum roll*


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