Welcome to Lord Zion’s filthy corner of the internet


In life, three things are certain: taxes, death and yet another bloody blog site. This is the latter. (Although, if you want to send me money and call it tax, I am up for that too.) So, what’s this one all about, then? Well, me, mostly. My musings on daily life and what I am currently up to. Some of you might know me from my band; some my brand. Others may have read a book and others may have stumbled across this site purely by accident and are now frantically searching for the little X in the corner to Go Away Quickly. Whatever, all are welcome. If you are unsure where to begin – or just want to explore a bit further to see if this place is for you – I would recommend you start here.

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MY BOOK OUT NOW: “A LIFE AMID CRISIS”


“If all we have is right now, what happens when you don’t know what to do with it?” And so began the most confusing time of my life. You see, for many years, I had pursued one goal. Fueled by an artistic bent and great ambition, I wanted to become an awesome rock star. I went some way to achieving that – a big fish in a very, very small pond – but, the closer I got to the Ultimate Goal, the more I realised I didn’t want it.

“Zion is a dreamer. Always has been, always will be. Probably best known as a founder member and vocalist of UK rock band SPiT LiKE THiS, alongside his long-time partner-in-crime Vikki Spit, with whom he also started and still runs the rather outrageous and offensively hilarious merch site, SMELLYOURMUM.COM. More recently, movies have been a thing in the form of BLAZE OF GORY and MEET THE CADAVERS. He is probably missing something.”

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“If you believe in what you do, others will believe in you. That is why you must follow your own truth. People will always spot a liar. It may make you unpopular to some and it will lead to many, awkward, unwelcome stand-offs, but life is full of those anyway, so you may as well get what you want out of them.”

-LORD ZION


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Utterly bizarre view from my window today - the valley has filled up with cloud. Very odd.

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2 months ago

LORD ZiON (Official)

A little while back now, a nice chap - we'll call him Nick (for it is his name) - got in touch over the magic speaking earbox asking if I would do something so outrageous as to be on his podcast, Mouth of Manliness.

Clearly, asking me to do anything with the word "manliness" in the title made me very suspicious. And the word "mouth", come to think of it, but when he explained that it was a podcast to help open up people's minds toward mental illness, I was all in.

As anyone who has followed my exploits these past *cough splutter* years will know, I have, on occasion, shared my experiences with mental illness. I have done this, not for sympathy, but to try and make the subject less taboo. Especially for those that have ouchy squishy parts twixt their legs.

Back in June I got on an even more magic speaking box - with pictures - and recorded a pod/vlogcast with Nick from Mouth of Manliness and it is, today, being released.

So, sit back, clear out your ear and eye holes and delve deep with me. Mouth of Manliness Podcast available on all platforms.

And thank you for your support \m/

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2 months ago

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